Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
They say drunk words are sober thoughts, so grab the popcorn because these drunkies have some pretty entertaining sh*t on their minds. From calling your hubby a sad, fat dragon to proclaiming how good the wine tastes while puking out liters of chardonnay, some people just say the darndest f*king things while drunk. And for […] More
There are some things in life that you just want to keep to yourself. Maybe it’s your stash of scat porn that you keep hidden in the deep, dark crevices of your hard drive. Maybe you committed an act so embarrassing, so cringeworthy, you can’t even look yourself in the eye some days, so you stuff […] More
Being a freshman is the worst — everyone hates you for no reason, you can’t hold your alcohol, you have no idea where you’re going on campus, and you’re annoyingly eager to please. Just, like, go away. As a freshman, you’re probably going to get yourself into some pretty stupid sh*t. You get too drunk at […] More
We all know the basic drinking games of yore — Beer Pong, Flip Cup, Circle of Death, and my personal favorite – 1, 2, 3, DRINK! But sometimes those games just aren’t going to cut it for the more experienced patrons — or creative alcoholics as I like to call them. ? People have gotten imaginative AF when […] More
Pledge. Drink. F*ck. Drink. Party. Chug. F*ck. Drink. Make a fool of yourself. Repeat. There are plenty of preconceived ideas of what fraternities are really like. Do they house horny cavemen with raging alcohol problems? Not always, but let’s be real — a lot do. You go to a frat house as a naive college freshman. […] More
You don’t necessarily need a c*ck to be c*ck blocked. It’s more of a — WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SCORING?! — kind of dilemma. Vagina blocked just doesn’t have the same ring to it, nah mean? Some c*ck blocks are devilishly premeditated, some are out of pure drunken stupor, […] More
Ah, the elusive female ejaculate. For some, it may only exist in the realm of magic and mythical creatures along with unicorns and people who don’t masturbate. But for these ladies, they’ve honed in on their sexual super powers and have been chasing their wonderful vagina waterfalls ever since! It might be a little shocking […] More
Walks of shame are an inevitable part of any sexually active person’s life. We all know how it goes — you go out with your girlfriends wearing the shortest, tightest, and shiniest dress that you own. You get drunk and meet a semi-attractive dude at the bar and the two of you spend a night of […] More
Nipple piercings? Check. Belly button ring? Check. Prince Albert? Ouch, but check. Clit piercings? Hey, it’s your vagina’s funeral. Sometimes, people take it a step further than a simple pierced ear and want to up their permanent body jewelry in some awesome and freaky ways. Maybe they surprised a sexual partner with their genital bling, or […] More
There’s nothing worse than ripping the clothes off of someone you’re about to bang and realizing that they’re sporting a portrait chest tattoo of Frodo and friends. Actually, I digress — being the guy WITH the sh*tty tattoo is way worse. Way to kill the mood, bro. Whether it’s that terrible tattoo of Donald Duck on your ass, […] More
There’s just something so magical about a vibrating piece of machinery or perfectly ribbed butt plug whose soul purpose is to make you cum over and over and over again. They never ask you stupid questions, they won’t break up with you, and you don’t have to worry about all the emotional baggage of your […] More
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But does it really? Maybe you got married to that really nice stripper when you were blackout drunk. Or maybe you got annihilated at the Bellagio, won $3000 and then blew it all on cocaine and are passed out in a fountain right now. You may […] More
