Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Having your cherry popped, finally getting that D wet, rounding home base — yep, your first time in the sack is a huge (awkward, uncomfortable, funny, embarrassing, nerve-racking) milestone in life. When you’re younger, you dream of the night when you’ll lose your V card. It was always going to be with your boyfriend that you […] More
Having sex with more than one person at a time can prove to be quite the tricky experience, but once you figure out the logistics, it can be a hell of a lot of fun. Threesomes are kind of like sloppy, sticky, and (usually) drunk games of Twister — right hand on red! Left hand on butt! […] More
Whether you get kicked out of a bar, a restaurant, your girlfriend’s bed, or a Barnes and Noble for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section (#sorrynotsorry), we can all agree that getting kicked out can be pretty f*cking embarrassing. We hang our heads low with shame and defeat while we make our […] More
y, Move over Ben Stiller because you’re not the only dude who’s made a complete fool of himself while meeting a significant other’s parents. Unfortunately, though, meeting the parents isn’t quite like the movies — there are no perfectly formulated slapstick-retorts, the long, awkward pauses seem to go on for hours, and your father-in-law DEFINITELY isn’t Robert […] More
Ah, the art of karaoke — getting up in front of a room full of strangers, belting out your favorite Beyoncé song while drunkenly stumbling your way through the “Single Ladies” dance routine, and hoping to GAWD that you don’t make an utter fool of yourself on stage. But I mean, that’s the point, right? You […] More
For some, all you need is a little bit of neck nibbling and genital fondling to get the juices flowing. For others, spanking and tasing and ball-gagging and a little bit of erotic asphyxiation fuels your sexual appetite. Sadomasochism, y’all — it’s what’s for dinner. Cracking the whip on your boyfriend’s ass while you call him a […] More
Oh, to be a millennial in the dating scene. Don’t get me wrong, douchey guys have always existed, but in the last decade or so, technology has allotted for an entirely new level of a**hole: the f*ckboy. With dating apps like Tinder, people think that they can hide behind their digital veil of backhanded compliments […] More
Have you ever gotten drunk AF, accidentally lit something (or yourself) on fire, mooned a cop, and got thrown in the drunk tank for a night of shame and sleeping it off? Let’s hope not, but sh*t happens and sometimes you find yourself making that inevitable phone call from jail. Let’s be real — going to jail sucks, […] More
Sometimes, being a server sucks the soul right out of you. The long, uninterrupted hours of being on your feet all day, having to “turn it on” for every table even if you’re in a sh*tty mood, and the fact that you have to rely on entitled and cheap humans to tip enough so that […] More
The life of an escort isn’t all diamond necklaces and Richard Gere falling in love with you. No, being a working girl demands a certain kind of patience, skill, and ability to adapt to any situation — even if that means partaking in some crazy f*cking sh*t. People will pay a lot of money to have […] More
Every person has that one thing, that one secret, that if exposed, would ruin their life forever. Maybe you accidentally killed your friend’s pet and covered it up. Or maybe you’ve been stealing money from your company for the past 20 years. One thing’s for sure — you would do anything to keep from getting exposed, […] More
Has there ever been anything more fun than grabbing your best pals, procuring some party favors, and hitting the strip club in a drunken celebratory stupor?! Of course not! That is, if you’re not drowning your sorrows on pervert row because your boo dumped you. If that’s the case, then go ask Diamond for a pity […] More
