Has there ever been anything more fun than grabbing your best pals, procuring some party favors, and hitting the strip club in a drunken celebratory stupor?! Of course not! That is, if you’re not drowning your sorrows on pervert row because your boo dumped you. If that’s the case, then go ask Diamond for a pity lap dance. #sorrybro
Strip clubs are therapeutic — the low pulsing lights, the soft and meditating sways of beautiful badunkadunks, glittery stripper heels and sexy music that will make you want to jizz your pants — yes, the club is a wonderful place.
Sometimes though, that one friend gets too drunk and does some seriously embarrassing sh*t. OR a stripper accidentally falls and breaks the bachelor’s nose with her 4LB shoe. OR maybe a stripper makes you cry and then slaps your face with her tits. Anything can happen.