Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Gone are the days of vanilla sex, missionary position, and masturbating to regular ole girl on girl porn. Now, our sexual appetites have evolved into something a bit more exotic & experimental. And by that I mean, I fantasize about dipping your d*ck in a vat of queso and slobbering on it like a Tostitos […] More
Remember when you got dumped on your birthday in the middle of sex and you started crying and then she told you she was leaving you because she was in love with your best friend? Yeah, I’d try to suppress that sh*t down as far as possible, too. Getting dumped sucks. Dumping someone, on the […] More
Flicking the bean, slapping the salami, tootin’ the ole horn, flogging the log, polishing the pearl — everyone loves to masturbate. And if you say you don’t, well, I don’t f*cking believe you. Masturbating is humanity’s favorite past time. I mean, there’s a reason our hands perfectly reach our nether regions. We evolved into some horny […] More
There are good and bad things that happen when you enter into a relationship with someone. Once you make that sh*t Facebook offish, you will most likely never agree on where to eat, little things they do might start to annoy you, and you now have to worry about another person’s feelings (ugh). It’s not […] More
Love-bites, back scratches, leg cramps, bruised d*cks and broken ribs — sometimes sex can be painful AF, y’all. And that’s not even taking into account all of the emotional pain and turmoil that goes along with f*cking your ex over and over (and over) again. When getting down, you always risk the potential of getting your […] More
1. “I’m fine.” I am NOT fine. And you’re a complete fucking idiot if you can’t pick up on that. More
1. Planking Plank with your face in a toilet? Check. Contract E. coli and forgo all self-respect? Check. More
1. Tfw you and your friends are googling “how to sell my organs on the black market” to pay off student loans. Hold my scalpel, bro! 2. When the financial aid office calls and tells you that you need to authorize your mom to pay your student loans. Dreams really do come true. More
