Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
Everybody loves food. As a human, you kind of have to if you care about your survival at all. So naturally, there’s no bad day that can’t be cured with cupcakes. Pizza makes hangovers magically disappear. And between true love and a really good burrito, we know what we’d choose. But you know what else […] More
We all know the feeling. Come 4 p.m, when lunch is but a memory, and dinner seems so close, yet so extremely far away, it hits you. It’s that potent combination of hunger and inexplicable rage – hangriness. And it makes monsters of us all. Here are the 14 things that happen when it’s that time […] More
After every long, cold winter, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. The best part of the whole year. Festival season. It’s like Christmas, your birthday, and spring break rolled into one. If you’re that sort of person. As any seasoned vet knows, when you drop the big bucks on a ticket, you’re not […] More
Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. But while you can always hire an accountant to calculate how much you owe the IRS, getting someone else to expire on your behalf is still just a pipe dream. So, if we have no choice about it, we might as well make our funerals […] More
The best thing about the Internet is that literally anyone can post there. The worst thing about the Internet is that literally anyone can post there. …And that means that, if you dig deep enough, you can find some really, really weird shit. Here are 15 of the most inexplicable viral videos that have ever […] More
Let’s be honest – most people don’t log in to Tinder day after day because they think they’re going to meet their soulmate. Most people do it because using the app is fun. There’s major instant gratification involved in getting a match. Not only is the UI designed to make swiping on potential mates feel like […] More
Getting booted from a job is tough. You have to say goodbye to work friends, your ego and your bank account will both take a hit, and worst of all, you’ll have to brush up on your interviewing skills. Oh, and it’s safe to say that you won’t be getting a glowing reference. But sometimes, there’s […] More
We get it, Hollywood. Any excuse to drink champagne and hand out trophies, right? Shows like the Emmys and the Oscars are a total snoozefest for non-industry people, and yet, we ‘normals’ all watch anyway. Because in exchange for sitting through a bunch of boring speeches, we’re occasionally rewarded in the form of an A-list winner who’s had a little too […] More
Whether you just started a new gig, or you’ve been slaving away in the same cubicle for years now, most of us can agree on one thing: job security is a thing of the past. You could get axed on your birthday, or for no reason. Your boss could let you go for being sick, […] More
Once reserved for sailors and motorcycle gangs, tattoos are now just as common among hipsters, graphic designers, and yoga instructors. …Not to mention soccer moms, sorority sisters, and urban professionals. These days, tattooing isn’t nearly as taboo as it used to be, and America has got the ink to prove it. From tribal patterns to […] More
Ever since we humans discovered that channeling your inner five year-old is the best way to relieve stress, adult coloring books have become a HUGE thing. (Sure, it may be just another way to procrastinate, but that’s what makes it so addictive). Unsurprisingly, companies have gone bat shit crazy to fill our bottomless pit of […] More
They may look flawless in magazines, on the red carpet, and on the silver screen, but celebrities are people too. That’s right – they went through puberty just like the rest of us mere mortals, and you won’t believe the photos we have to prove it. Bookmark this list, so next time you feel like […] More
