Remember that embarrassing thing you believed was true for way too long? For instance, that vending machines were actually called ‘bending machines’ cause you’ve got to bend down to grab whatever you bought? And then one day you dropped that casual knowledge in the middle of a normal conversation with your high school friends, and […] More
Ever since I switched from writing on paper to typing on a computer, I’ve gotten worse at spelling. It’s the ubiquitous spellcheck that does me in – it’s on my phone, my word processor, even my internet searches get automatically corrected or checked for spelling. If I never need to pay attention to spelling why […] More
It’s 2018 – honestly, I’m not sure why this is still a thing. Even though attitudes have shifted enormously over the past 50 years, and even though a significant majority of the country agrees that its fine to be gay, there are still people who just can’t stop hating. If only we could all get […] More
You know that feeling when you get in a fight with someone, and you think of the perfect thing to say? The exact response to both make your point clear and also hammer their dumb opinion into the ground? But you don’t come up with your doozy of a comeback until hours after the conversation […] More
If you’ve ever had that annoying neighbor who blasts his music at 2am, or who cannot seem to figure out how to have sex at a reasonable volume on a work night (super glad you’re having fun guys but SHUT THE F*CK UP I’m getting out of bed in four hours), then you understand what it feels […] More
Well, ain’t this just the cutest sh*t you’ve ever seen! These moments are so pure that it’s enough to make you cry a little bit – but just the tiniest bit. Like, small enough that you can pretend to be tired and wipe your eyes so no one sees. But you’ll know you were happy-crying […] More
I’ll probably eventually have kids because they’re cute and having a family would be nice. At least it totally seems nice in the abstract. I mean, my parents did it – it’s probably not too hard. Right? But these twitter parents…I mean, they’re enough to make you think, “Well, maybe I do like my comfortable life […] More
Everyone hits a dry spell every once in a while. A sex-free rut that we just can’t seem to get out of, no matter how we try. And it blows! Except…it doesn’t, actually. And that’s the problem. We’ve all been there – in fact, it’s so universal that the ‘days without sex’ meme popped up […] More
As if we all need reminding of how much things have changed since 2013 – LOL. But in case you can’t quite remember what it was like to listen to a perky pop song back in the much less depressing early 2010’s, maybe these pics of your favorite pop artists, all fresh-faced and dewy eyed, […] More
There’s only so much maleness that even I, a cis man, can take – and I am clearly not the only person who feels this way. In fact, regardless of what some people will tell you, I’m pretty sure that literally everyone could use a break from maleness at this particular point in time. That’d […] More
We’re all a little grouchy these days. Sometimes it just feels like life is moving too fast, like we don’t have enough brain space to deal with it all. And when you try to sit down and relax, boom – now you’ve been scrolling on Twitter for an hour and a half. But Twitter can put you […] More
Don’t lie – you’ve been to PornHub, at least once or twice. Don’t worry though, you’re not alone. You’re just one of 21 million plus other daily unique users (it’s HUGE, to no one’s surprise). It’s cool, there’s nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to getting jiggy with yourself. People are sexual beings, and […] More
