Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
Alexis Ohanian, husband to the best tennis player that has ever lived, has proven to be worthy of underrated style icon Serena Williams’ presence. The Reddit cofounder posted a selfie of the couple to Instagram on Sunday. In it, Ohanian stares lovingly at his wife as she downs a glass of red wine (has anybody […] More
Celine Dion‘s brand has been pretty consistent with the heartfelt ballads over the years, but Twitter is ready to see the Canadian diva branch out. It all started with an Instagram post on Monday. Dion shared a pic of herself in an edgy yellow suit, wearing some shades and gazing out of a window at a foggy skyline. Maybe […] More
If the name “Tallulah Willis” rings a bell, you probably already follow her (@buuski) on Instagram. You may also be of that age when you can remember a time before the Internet, when tabloids still raked in a ton of money and the three Willis sisters made weekly appearances on the front covers. The Willis […] More
Memes are funny because they’re relatable, right? Which means that if you’re a dude, you just may not think these are particularly funny. But even if you don’t, go ahead and show them to the women in your life cause I guarantee they’ll be able to relate a whole f*ckload. They’ll relate so hard they […] More
What I’m about to tell you is going to sound like a giant pile of bulllllshiiiiit, but bear with me here: Getting cheated on may actually be good for you in the long run. What sounds like a banal platitude spewed by a sympathetic friend happens to be a research finding backed by science. The […] More
Pete Davidson on Monday purged his Instagram account of all its photos and videos, People reports. Even though the move came after fans criticized him for a comment on Ariana Grande’s feed, Davidson insists “there’s nothing wrong” and “nothing happened.” The Saturday Night Live actor wrote a message to fans on his Instagram Story on Monday explaining why he’s pausing his Instagram […] More
When a girl is trying to please a guy, oral sex is definitely on the top of the list. Not only do we know that he enjoys it, but we know that inevitably it’ll get him off (if you’re good at it). But, no matter how many blowies we’ve given in our lifetime–there are some thoughts we […] More
If you ever feel the need to air your sexual a) grievances b) weird experiences c) jokes d) general horniness, Twitter is a pretty solid place to do it – assuming you’re cool with the publicity that might come your way. I know Twitter probably isn’t your go-to for a sexy good time, but if […] More
Life is a finicky skank and is bound to throw all sorts of curveballs at you. It’s ironic, sometimes, how you get everything you want…only to have the rug slipped out from underneath you at the last minute. This devastating scenario can apply to just about anything, but let’s narrow it down to one aspect: […] More
Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs. More
“This really happened, how is this my life right now?” says an awed Falon Griffin to KSAT-TV, referring to the fact that she delivered a baby in a Chick-Fil-A restroom. Chick-fil-A may be the Griffin family’s favorite place to eat, but that doesn’t mean they wanted to have their baby in one. Ironically enough, Falon […] More
Baby showers are lovely because people are getting things they actually need for their new babies (and because sometimes there’s champagne). You can buy a stroller, or adorable outfits, or cute towels that turn a baby into a teddy bear, but the one thing you can’t buy is time. More
