Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
19-year-old Marshala Perkins had at least a little bit of luck on her side when she was arrested last February: her makeup looked BANGIN. The Texas A&M University-Commerce student is a self-taught makeup artist who told As/Is that she learned off YouTube. “When I was younger my parents were really strict so I spent a lot of […] More
If you’ve ever taken a selfie with a Snapchat filter and wished your face really looked like that, well, you’re not alone. But at some point, the desire to look like a baby-faced, doe-eyed filter can become harmful. Medical professionals are increasingly concerned about the effects of what’s been dubbed “Snapchat dysmorphia,” Mashable reports. The term was officiated in […] More
A neighborhood in Boise, Idaho, was roused from their beds on Friday morning as a veritable troupe of goats marched their way down the street. KTVB reporter Joe Parris tweeted the peculiar sight, sharing photos of the goat herd alongside bewildered captions wondering about its origin. “#Breaking,” wrote the reporter. “About 100 goats are on the […] More
Between makeup lines, magazine covers, and fervent social media presence, the Kardashians are as omnipresent as ever these days—and fashion is no exception. But the five sisters’ appearance in Calvin Klein’s fall 2018 campaign became a source of skepticism when people noticed some sketchy details in the photo, BuzzFeed reports. First, there was major confusion about Kourtney Kardashian’s arm. In […] More
If you’re gonna date a jerk, he might as well make you laugh. That being said, these boyfriends and husbands aren’t really jerks, in the sense that they are total POS’s. They’re just funny, loving jerks (the best kind). 1. This is how my boy friend "took care of me" when I got blacked out lol […] More
As prevailing attitudes surrounding sex evolve, so too must we all. Things change. Laws are enacted. Society as a whole is slowly but surely crawling towards full acceptance of the LGBTQ community, of non-cis individuals, of sexual fetishes and non-traditional forms of coupleship and love and sex. All forms of social progress have historically been […] More
Guys – don’t argue. Just apologize. Do it. Find the nearest woman (that you know, don’t be weird about it) and let them know that you are so sorry for the sh*t that they have to deal with from all the entitled testosterone-tubes who can’t manage to think of them as people so much as […] More
It’s safe to say Tristan Thompson has a lot more damage control to do after his latest infidelity scandal. The NBA player has been working on cleaning up his image after new footage of him cheating on girlfriend Khloe Kardashian leaked just days before she gave birth to their daughter. True, in April. His social posts have been especially family oriented during the […] More
I’m sorry to break it to you, but “soulmates” aren’t a thing. The concept is based entirely off stories and Disney movies and as such, is flawed. And I’m sorry if reading that made you feel bad. You certainly aren’t alone in this sentiment. As recently as 2011, 73% of Americans polled said they believed […] More
An abusive and controlling partner is often so skilled at manipulation, their victims don’t even realize how little agency they truly have. These types of people have a way of shifting the opinions, desires, and viewpoints of those they subject to their will until their victims give up the right to their own perspective — without […] More
As a child, I refused to stick my hand in the touch tank at the aquarium—who knows what could be lurking down there waiting to bite? Three Texas adults, however, took that risk to grab and bag a shark from the San Antonio Aquarium on Saturday, sneaking it out in a wet blanket in a […] More
Of the many fan theories surrounding Game of Thrones season eight, two stand out: Jon Snow — if he is, in fact, the reincarnation of legendary hero and Whitewalker destroyer Azor Ahai — kills distant relative and new lover Daenerys Targaryen. Or Dany kills Jon Snow. Reddit user SlowMobius650 expounds on the first: “Do you think […] More
