Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
How does one have a happy, healthy long-term relationship? Considering the current rate of divorce in the United States (40-50%), it would seem as though the answer is elusive, at least to half of Americans. Indeed, thinking about how to make a relationship work can be overwhelming. Which is why the easiest way to think […] More
People are furious after the Kardashian-Jenners posted a series of tone-deaf Instagram videos last night celebrating Kim Kardashian’s extreme weight loss. The fuss is well-deserved: the reigning Kardashian Kween has been on a mission to revamp her body since a series of unflattering photos went viral last year, and her mission has been accomplished. The public […] More
As women, unfortunately, we know how annoying it is to receive an unsolicited photo of guy’s genitalia. For some reason, guys think that we want to get photos of their junk sent to our phone at random moments throughout the day. More
Ah, summer. Time to get out there into the great outdoors and take in all that the sunshine and warm weather have to offer. Hahaha, just kidding — time to close the blinds, grab some snacks, and binge-watch TV to your heart’s content. More
Fans of Netflix‘s Stranger Things will probably have to wait until 2019 to see the third season of the show, but if you’re looking to be freaked out and confused in the midwest, this farm has you covered. Hawkins, Indiana, might not be a real place, but Lafayette, Indiana, totally is. Purdue University, one of the nation’s top agricultural schools, […] More
Chrissy Teigen has had enough of Meghan Markle’s family. And Meghan Markle’s family, in return, has had enough of Chrissy Teigen. “This guy… this guy sucks,” tweeted the cookbook author, referring to the interview Markle’s father Thomas Markle gave last week to the Daily Mail. “What is wrong with him? Let your daughter be happy, please,” […] More
Nicole Kidman is a leading actress and mother, and sometimes the second job requires nerves of steel. The veteran Australian actress and mom of four displayed both skills after a massive tarantula showed up near her swimming pool on Sunday. Kidman played it calm and relaxed while collecting the arachnid and posted the ordeal to Instagram. […] More
Former President Barack Obama and former FLOTUS Michelle Obama were spotted at Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s On the Run II Tour in Washington, DC, last Friday. Videos of the royal couple dancing quickly hit social media and it is of utmost importance you take a gander or two: It’s hard to tell what track the Obamas […] More
The first trailer for the Paul Walker documentary, aptly titled I Am Paul Walker, dropped a couple of days ago and it’s already ravaged the emotional wellbeing of those who’ve seen it. The 2-minute trailer from Paramount Network features a sneak-peek of interviews with the many people who loved Paul Walker — friends, family members, […] More
Actor Ving Rhames was held at gunpoint by police officers after a neighbor reported him as an intruder at his Santa Monica home. The Mission Impossible franchise co-star revealed the incident on SiriusXM’s The Clay Cane Show after the host asked Rhames how, as a large Black man, racism is present in his life. The incident, which Rhames said occurred this […] More
Ok so here’s the thing – the following Trader Joe’s products are more expensive on Amazon than they are in store. But SOME OF US don’t live anywhere near a Trader Joe’s. Some of us have only stepped inside that wonderland of delicious frozen foods and aisles of plentiful snacks merely once or twice in […] More
The blood feud between John “Papa John” Schnatter, founder of the pizza franchise, and Papa John’s, the company, is getting downright ugly. It’s never good when families fight. Schnatter stepped down as chairman of the company in early July after reportedly using a racial slur during a media training exercise. The original Papa is now suing the company, backtracking on […] More
