Dating is hard, especially if you’re trying your hand at online dating. You spend forever picking the perfect photos and writing something witty that reveals all the best things about you (maybe over-exaggerating) and pray that it catches someone worthwhile’s attention. But imagine if you told the whole truth and nothing but the truth (so […] More
Jacking off, getting off, flicking the bean, having sex with your one true love — no matter the name of the game; masturbation is the best thing ever. There’s a reason we evolved so that our hands reach perfectly down to our nether regions. Getting yourself off is one of life’s truest and simplest pleasures. Having a […] More
s When you hear the term swingers, you think of an old couple looking to liven up their sex lives. You picture a big pile of old, naked, saggy bodies banging, and sh*t getting kinky and weird AF (well, at least that is what I pictured). But if you actually hear about what really goes on […] More
Whether you’re hog tying your boyfriend up in rope and sticking an apple in his mouth like the fat horny f*ck that he is, or dabbling in a bit of cyborg role play — getting kinky makes for one hot and steamy sexscapade! Some like to keep it a little bit more vanilla when bumping uglies, […] More
DATING IS THE WORST. You have to make a good first impression, but most of the time the other person just isn’t the right fit. As much as it sucks, you keep on dating in the hopes of meeting your future boo. But sometimes it’s not the other person’s fault that the date goes awry, […] More
Remember that one time you made a fake website for a fake movie that you were “starring” in? You showed it to your crush to make them think you were a real and famous actor? Oh yeah, that’s right — you’ve tried stuffing that embarrassing sh*t deep down inside so you’d never have to think of it […] More
Dating is rough. You have to talk to people you barely know, and often there isn’t much of a connection. Usually dates are just “eh” but sometimes you leave a date like “that was the worst thing I’ve ever sat through.” We’ve all been there, and yet, watching someone else on a terrible first date […] More
Sex with a employee or employer is a fantasy for some. Getting pushed up onto a desk gets them hot and bothered, as does the idea of screwing someone you’re not supposed to. But as hot as it sounds, that is some risky business. You can ruin your reputation, risk losing your job, and lead […] More
When you’re going through puberty (and beyond), sometimes the only way to quench your insatiable sexual thirst is to rub one out. Hey — it’s wonderful and natural and you don’t have to pick someone up in a bar because you’re already a sure thing! Thanks right hand; love you. Although, when you’re 11, 12, […] More
There are a lot of shitty things that come with being single. Sure, you have your freedom, but everyone wants a partner in life. But then you have to find that partner, and that means you have to date. Dating sucks SO F*CKING MUCH. You have to endure excruciatingly painful dates with a bunch of […] More
Do you like a little booty play when you’re gettin’ it on? A nice couple spanks or a finger on the button? Well, have you ever considered a good ole tongue punch to the fart box? Sound a little weird? Well it’s not! A lot of people swear by gettin’ dat booty eaten and tossing […] More
Dating is hard. Throw in a petty person who refuses to date anyone with the same name as their mother, and you’ve got a recipe for dating disaster. But that’s the beauty of living your own autonomous (single***) life — you, and only you, gets to decide whether that guy who ferociously eats his salad while vehemently […] More
