The end of November is a very food-centric time. It’s the holidays, after all! It’s a time for arguing over whether canned cranberry sauce is delicious (it is), if ham or turkey is a better Thanksgiving dish (turkey), and if a meat-based stuffing is gross or tasty (gross).
Point being, holidays = food = good times. Here are 25 tweets guaranteed to show you a good time.
I went ahead and exposed they ass. pic.twitter.com/6ZcbcN1J5G
— BOBBY SMIFF (@BobbySmif) November 15, 2018
[I die and appear in a mysterious place]
me: woah, is this heaven or hell?
guy: here’s a giant plate of linguine
me: must be heaven!
guy: you have to eat it without the twirl technique
me: aw hell
— Handsome Handsock (@handsock_butts) November 20, 2018
— ? (@FizzySodaWave) November 15, 2018
this is exactly what McDonald’s sprite taste like https://t.co/ZRsE5NtHd1
— Derrick ? (@_ayosworldd) November 13, 2018
How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate pic.twitter.com/kRVUsc6H9M
— Ⓜ️ (@DoubleHMarcus) November 13, 2018
why does half of Twitter think they’re going to lead a communist uprising when they’re too scared to order pizza on the phone
— Ry (@spinereader) November 14, 2018
* breathes heavy * Its a bad mufucka https://t.co/5JhaPLsd3K
— Kevin D. Rome⁶ (@AnaQoni_) November 12, 2018
This is the epitome of transferable job skills https://t.co/G6SyveH7UK
— Angela Bassett’s missing oscar (@CarefreeBlkLady) October 17, 2018
When y’all say stuff like this I know your family can’t cook https://t.co/IzzLse0frI
— ❥ (@TorriNichelle) November 15, 2018
friend: let’s go eat
me: i’m supposed to be saving money
friend: i’ll pay
— HOOD CLEOPATRA (@umcornell) November 15, 2018
Me: I need to start saving money
Me: you’re right, we should go eat out
— IBBY ? (@Ibraaahim_) November 9, 2018
Say man if u from up north please stop tryna cook gumbo this ain’t it chief ?? pic.twitter.com/4ZCMopBXZT
— OTL BIG BEEZY (@BrentLBroussard) November 19, 2018