Dating in the digital age totally blows.
If you’ve tried it and immediately found The One, then you’re the enigma. Because as the rest of us know all too well, online dating is a veritable cesspool of toxic masculinity and misplaced rage. And this Twitter account is here for it, documenting all the gnarly texts, Snaps, and DMs—while assigning each a ‘rating’ based on general trashiness.
The account is called @SheRatesDogs—a play on Twitter’s beloved @WeRateDogs—and it’s run by a woman named Michaela Okland who explained to Metro.co.uk that because all the dogs on WeRateDogs are “rated above 10/10,” she thought “it’d be funny if there were an account where the dogs are sh*tty exes!” (and they all have negative number ratings.)
Here are some of the trashiest, funniest, cringiest, horniest, and most desperate interactions we could find:
They’re really incredible creatures. What a healing process. -6/10 pic.twitter.com/ual3beaakk— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 16, 2018
When you block him so he makes fake Instagram accounts to try to get you back (-1/10 dog) pic.twitter.com/5ENqsbkxV0— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 18, 2018
I can’t even.. it’s so bad (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/5YHCPHwfje— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018
“Went on a date with this guy and ended up not going on a second... he sent this request a few months later” (-8/10) pic.twitter.com/2bZP5IzRj9— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018
I’ve honestly been laughing at this all morning (-7/10) pic.twitter.com/LsBlwaUl4K— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018
The girl didn’t even go to BU but she didn’t really care to argue it with him lmfao (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/v6m3I3gmux— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 29, 2018
This dude accidentally made a group chat with all his tinder matches lmfao I love when this happens (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/q7nAuE8YtE— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 31, 2018
Someone just sent me this and I... don’t know where to begin. (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/8FnNniK9l7— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 30, 2018
Here’s two at once but they both gave me shockingly similar energy. (-10/10 dogs) pic.twitter.com/Eo6aMuRYbF— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 29, 2018
Each line of this gets better and better (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/ZgL5DQOe4j— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 30, 2018