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These 21 People Have Relationship-Destroying Sexual Secrets

17.

My ex was super in to BDSM. We didn’t have penetrative sex due to his religion- how he squared the other stuff we did with the Big G i’ll never know, but whatever. He would tie my arms and legs up, make me drink a load of water over the course of an hour, then watch me squirm as I had to hold it in. He made me, with my hands behind my back, fish an apple core out of a bin then crawl wriggle across the room with it in my mouth. There was a lot of urine stuff, I like that. My boyfriend knows I like a bit of water sports but he’s not into it so said he’d try it cus I’m into it but he’s not keen, so I can’t exactly make him do it. We have very vanilla sex in pretty much the same position, and usually in the bed, but it’s the best sex I’ve ever had.

18.

I’ve slept with a lot of escorts. I’m disease free, so there’s that, but I know its a deal-breaker to many women.

19.

That I have gone to several swinger gangbang parties. Out of respect for her and our marriage vows, I won’t go now. I still think about those dirty sluts everyday.

20.

I used to meet up for a sex with a man who would dress in a full rubber suit and a rubber pig mask where he would drink my piss off the floor and suck my cock.

21.

My ex just out of college was super into “role reversal.” Long story short, around 30% of our sex over a year I spent crossdressed and being pegged. Mind-blowing sex, but my super vanilla wife probably would have an an aneurysm at the thought of it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.