One of the best parts about the holidays is getting cozy around a fire and watching endless amounts of Christmas movies. For many of us, The Grinch is an essential staple in our holiday film list. No, not the new version or the original cartoon—I’m talking the Jim Carrey live-action edition.
Apparently this year, people are coming to terms with their true feelings about the Grinch. And when I say “feelings” I mean pure unadulterated lust. People are straight up thirsty for the Grinch, y’all.
We’re all familiar with the Grinch. This guy 👇 the one who’s all green and hates anything Christmas-related.
Well, the Twitter community is having some seriously thirsty thoughts about him.
Apparently, his ~thickness~ is something people can’t stop thinking about.
all i’m sayin is the grinch got a ass on him ..
— wus poppin jimbo (@BillRatchet) December 9, 2018
guys help, i keep thinking about the grinch’s ass 😭😭 like i want to touch it pic.twitter.com/6rkDhu22ZD
— sofiii fenty ⚓️💕 (@soffss_) December 17, 2018
Can’t stop thinking about him. pic.twitter.com/Jvrlvi1ant
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) December 13, 2018
Some have even accredited our generation’s dad bod obsession to the Grinch’s physique.
The grinch is the reason our generation is so attracted to dad bods pic.twitter.com/QtXJM5GS6c
— Sassafras (@RonSwansonnnnn) December 15, 2018
I’m telling y’all the grinch is the ideal man. Super tall AND a rockin dad bod
— Gracie Grimm (@grimm_11) November 21, 2018
If your dad bod isn’t like the grinch I DONT WANT IT
— morgs (@morgsbadillo) December 8, 2018
The Grinch has THE Dad Bod 👀👀👀
— Sarah Madeline (@_smadeline_) December 15, 2018
And there have been suggestions for new movie titles.
Some people are just really sick of all the denial.
Looks like it’s Christmas season again aka “let’s all pretend not to be attracted to the grinch” season send tweet
— k8 (@eightgourds) December 5, 2018
While others aren’t holding back.
I’m sexually attracted to the grinch. There I said it.
— Cecilia Ajo (@Sassycecii) December 3, 2018
I’d fuck the grinch bro. The jim carrey one
— tacitus kilgore (@retneh) December 6, 2018
“I’d fuck the grinch.” – @WillBal45715065
— christ(mas)ina 🎄 (@ctinamcc) December 9, 2018
I’m not fgonna mince words egrhere: the grinch is hot, the grinch is sexy; I want to marry the grinch. I want to grunch with the grinch. I believe he is out ther esomewhere and I will find him and mate with him
— Riley “Reason for the Season” (@rilefomp) October 28, 2018
ok wait ok… hear me out…….the older i get the more i realize i kind of want to fuck the grinch pic.twitter.com/V9SWEVJ07G
— laura (@lngdns) November 29, 2018
But I think we can all agree that the Grinch has BDE.
the grinch has HUGE dick energy
— kenny (@kimwaaa) December 16, 2018
Today i learned the grinch has big dick energy.
— Daddy J (@ABperson) December 14, 2018
the grinch is the definition of big dick energy
— lauren (@layrrn2) December 10, 2018
And the internet would like to know how ~good~ the green beast would really be.
Y’all think the grinch is good in bed?? I think I’m tryna fuck but im not sure lol
— tamarah (@vegantamarah) December 14, 2018
Grinch makes me so horny I blush. I just wanna have sweet sex with that sexy green beast!
— Ginger Roberts (@GingerRoberts1) January 22, 2013