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These 25 People Do the Weirdest Things in Bathrooms

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Bathroom habits are ingrained in your memory since you were a kid. Your parents teach you to brush your teeth, how to shampoo and condition your hair, and especially potty train you so you stop sh*ttiing yourself in a Pull-Ups. Over the years, those habits turn into weird little quirks that you can’t shake.

I always turn the faucet on whenever I’m peeing at a new friend’s house because I’m afraid of them hearing me pee (I know, it’s a waste of water, don’t judge me!) Also, my old roommate’s girlfriend use to pee in our bathroom and never flush it, I never knew if she wasn’t trying to waste water or she was just a gross person. I never thought to ask because it’d be even weirder to bring it up.

Imagine walking in on someone in the bathroom while they’re humming and taking a dump. I mean, to each his own, right? But some of these bathroom habits are a little f*cking weird, though.

These 25 people admit their weird habits in the bathroom:

1.

I always jerk off in other people’s bathrooms. I can’t help it.

2.

I clean peoples toilets when they are dirty. Like every time I take a piss I’ll take some toilet paper and wipe the rim to ensure no splash-age, even if its a dirty toilet. Then i typically begin cleaning the top too. You’d be surprised at the difference and how nobody ever notices.

3.

Some times I like to pee in the dark (bathroom has no windows). I find it relaxing.

4.

I put my hand on my hip when I brush my teeth… I don’t know why.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.