Posted on: Jun 01 2017

90% of People Don’t Understand These 23 Simple Things

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You’d think in the year 2017, we’d all have evolved enough to realize a few important and common sensical things about life and the world. But alas — there are still people who don’t let people deboard subways before trying to get on. WHY THO??

It seems as though the more we find out about the world — science, art, culture, politics — the more people act like complete dinguses. Like, how does anyone NOT know that having your headphones in is the universal sign for “I really f*cking don’t want to talk to you or anyone right now so please stop.” If one more dude motions for me to take off my headphones so he can talk about the weather, I’m going to lose it.

Hovering too close to someone at the checkout line, coming into a restaurant 10 minutes before close, merging onto the highway like a gahd-damn grandma (sorry grandma) — every human should get a “How Not to Be An Annoying D*ck” guide when they’re born lest they fall victim to any of these terrible ways. Maybe then the world will spin a little bit easier. Or at least we can all stop rolling our eyes a little bit less.

If you do any of these 32 things, you are definitely a part of the problem:


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