humor This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things by Mary McCaw 10. Childhood ruined. Image via Pop Hangover 11. It would sound totally stupid, if not for the fact that ‘tape measure’ makes even less sense. Image via Pop Hangover 12. This is way more terrifying than it should be. Image via Diply Page 4 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
