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19 Educated People Who Aren’t Actually Very Smart

17.

Girl in my high school who was in all honors classes and always acing exams referred to the Marine Corps as the Marine Corpse.

18.

Something I heard an executive for a logistics company say… “DHL is actually based in the Netherlands. The D stands for Dutchland.”

19.

My friend has her master’s in speech pathology and graduated with honors… she also tried to eat eggs Benedict with her hands the last time we got brunch.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.