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25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

10.

When I first learned how my d*ck worked I would jerk off in the shower. I started using shampoo as lube and eventually my d*ck cracked like some chapped lips. I was peeling skin flakes off for days and my d*ck was constantly on fire.

11.

I was riding my bike in the city where I live, which has notoriously bad potholes. It was dark and I couldn’t see. Into the pothole went my bike; wrenched to the side went one of my inner labia (don’t make me tell you what that is). It essentially ripped.

12.

Don’t f*cking nair your balls while drunk.

13.

I had kidney stones stuck in my urethra.

14.

Chickenpox in third grade, on my d*ck.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.