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25 of People’s Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

6.

Fake moaning that’s over the top.

7.

When you’re watching something that goes right up to your sweet spot of kink, and it suddenly jumps past that. “Oh, yeah, that’s great. Yeah, take it, just like th– AAAAAH WHY IS SHE POOPING NOW OH F*CK THAT’S DISGUSTING.”

8.

The story line is so bad all the time that I can’t do it. I stopped watching porn for unrelated reasons but I was for example watching a video when they were complementing her cooking and it was just plain salad and like a plastic tray with store bought BBQ ribs. I was just bothered that they pushed it around the plate for 10 mins. My least favorite is when the creep spies on a girl and gets caught and she’s like “you’re a fuckin creep, you know what? Pull out your cock! sucks dick as punishment stuff like that makes me go soft man.”

9.

Camera people or anyone who isn’t involved in the scene talking.

10.

Out of sync audio/video.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.