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25 of People’s Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

21.

Excessive talking from any of the cast once the sex starts. A little is fine. But I don’t need to hear your constant internal monologue.

22.

Overly ugly guys. Not saying they need to all be walking Statues of David but it bugs how common the trend is to have this really beautiful woman being railed by a guy with a beer-gut that doesn’t look like they showered in a few days.

23.

How women get almost zero foreplay. The guy gets a 30-minute blowjob, but the girl only gets a measly 2 minutes if she’s lucky. Lame.

24.

Hate when it’s a really good video and the ending is the guy jacking it for 30s. Let the girl finish it.

25.

Gargling cum is never hot.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.