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25 of People’s Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

16.

Low frame rate cam footage.

17.

When you’re about to bust and they pan over to the guys face.

18.

When the porn attempts to have a story and then doesn’t address it again after the action starts. When the guys a plumber I want to know whether or not the pipes are clean at the end, it’s too much of a cliffhanger.

19.

Realistic 5-6 inch dicks can only be found in small penis humiliation fetish videos.

20.

When the scene spends too long on one specific act, when said act isn’t that exciting. Like, I’ve seen literally thousands of d*ck-suckings and they’re fine for about three minutes. When it just goes on and on and on it’s super boring to watch.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.