Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We live in an age when all celebrities are expected to fly on private jets. If you spot a celeb on a regular airplane, you have a serious “wtf are you doing here” moment before pure excitement ensues. Especially if they’re sitting in coach right by you. And yeah, sometimes they say they’re flying a […] More
Imagine: you get on the bus and sit down for your usual commute to work. You look up from your book and see a unfamiliar face. What a lovely face! You want to sit on that face. Eye contact is made, and the two of you exchange smiles. Then, suddenly, it’s your stop! What can […] More
Being the young(ish) cool AF peeps that we are, we all understand classic sex phrases. From rim job to teabagging, we know the exact lingo to describe any sex act. It’s just how we do. So when there are people that don’t know what these things mean, we are completely baffled. Like, how you not know […] More
When it comes to sex, there are plenty of rules to follow. Sometimes they are rules specific to you and your partner, and require discussion and planning. Others are just a given, and go without saying. We all should know those unspoken sex rules. Whether you know them instinctively, or learned them through experience, there […] More
When it comes to nontraditional sex moves, people are generally divided. There are the risk takers that’ll try anything once, and the vanilla peeps that would rather keep it casual. One sex move that has left people divided? Fisting. If you don’t know what fisting it, let me tell you! It’s when someone sticks their […] More
Meeting the parents is one of the most nerve wrecking things EVER. You just hope that it goes smoothly, yet never expect it to go well. All you really want is for it not to be a complete disaster. So, what falls into the realm of disaster? Getting caught banging? Clogging the toilet? Saying something […] More
We all know those classic ridiculous sex moves people generally joke about. The ole Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Cleveland Steamer are all classics, and even if you don’t know what they are, you’ve sure as hell heard of them. But do people actually try those? Many involve things like feces, pee, cum and blood, […] More
We all have done some crazy sh*t in the name of sex. We try and get off whenever we can, with whoever we can get off with, ’cause orgasms are just THAT good. But what is the most shameful thing you have done in the name of an orgasm? Have you touched yourself when your […] More
All of us, often as a joke, will look at how broke we are and utter the phrase “I need a sugar daddy.” Whether we would actually consider it or not, it has become somewhat of a joke to those that could NEVER take a rich dudes money in exchange for sex. And understandably so. Although it’s […] More
We all piss people off on the reg. Sometimes it is intentional, and sometimes we just can’t help it. It’s what we do! But when it comes to people you REALLY don’t want to piss off, a couple peeps always make the list: parents, cops, employers, etc. Another one you may not think about? Celebrities. […] More
Ever get tired of the same old sex? You have a partner your’re into, but the sex is always the same, and the magic is kind of disappearing. So how do you bring fun back into the sack? Well, one way is to find new ways to initiate sex. If you are the kind of […] More
Have you ever had a friend with benefits? A dope buddy you could bang whenever you wanted without having pesky feelings involved? Someone that you didn’t have to stress about, and knew they’d still be your friend in the end? Some of you may think that sounds impossible. And honestly, for some people it is. […] More
