Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Ever had a one night stand before? Sure, maybe it was someone you met online and decided to never see again, but that one night stand couldn’t actually be considered sex with a stranger. You see, sex with a stranger requires you meeting them the night or day you bang them, and then never seeing […] More
There is a reason Kim Kardashian is a fashion icon. She not only knows what looks good, but she steps outside of the box and takes fashion risks that always pay off. But she doesn’t trust just anyone to dress her, she only works with the best designers around. That is why you can frequently […] More
The Mile High Club is a sex goal for most people. Having sex in a plane is the closest we will ever get to banging in the air or doing it on a rainbow like in Anchorman. IT’S THE DREAM. But how do people actually join the Mile High Club? It’s clearly not easy, otherwise […] More
The best part of sex is having a partner to do it with. If that part didn’t matter, we’d all masturbate 24/7 and be super stoked riding solo. But humping a living breathing human is the most intimate and wonderful connection. So what’s one part of sex that is incredibly essential? Noise. No one wants […] More
Sex: we all need it. Not just for the orgasms, but for the intimate human connection. Whether or not love or lust brought you there, boning is something everyone has to do (obviously at their own time). Once you start it is usually hard to stop. You get into the swing of things, and start […] More
c Online dating is definitely a hit or miss. You suffer through annoying people sending you creepy messages, and have to look through a lot of douche bags to find one decent person. But sometimes all those shitty dates pay off, because you find a really awesome person in the mess of the internet. But, again, […] More
Everyone deserves a lil suntin’ suntin’ now and then. And not just for special occasions, but just for the sake of brightening someone’s day. ‘Cause who doesn’t like waking up to a gift your person got you just because. It’s more romantic than gifts on Valentines Day, because they weren’t expected to get you anything. […] More
These days, loving your job is rare. Some people out there have their dream job, while others are just floating around, suffering and trying to make ends meat. For a while you endure a shitty job. Maybe your coworkers suck, the pay is crap, or your boss is a d*ck. For a little you can […] More
There’s always that one creepy weirdo in your class. The dude who says weird sh*t, or picks his nose and eats the boogers. Sometimes those strange creepers are easy to spot, but sometimes they’re right under your nose. And some of these weirdos aren’t your run of the mill nutbags. Sometimes, they are just young kiddos […] More
People are hard to read. We say one thing, but mean another. A lot of us overthink and over-analyze which leads to a hell of a lot of confusion. Like when you’re like “are you okay” and someone is like “I’m fine” so you go about your day only to find that homeboy/girl is hella […] More
Yeah, sometimes the Government does some things we don’t agree with, but it’s hard to imagine that they would do anything completely atrocious or inhumane. Whether they are taking part in projects that harm it’s citizens, or hiding information that people have a right to know about, all Governments have taken part in some shady […] More
We all have flaws. The hope is that we’ll find someone we are compatible with that will love us despite those flaws. But there is a big difference between a slight personality flaw and a serious problem. So what would you consider a flaw, and what would you consider a serious red flag? A flaw […] More
