Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
No one knows you quite like your BFF. They have stuck around through all your BS and shitty f*** buddies, and are the only person that fully understands the REAL you. Like, the you that doesn’t shave above your knees and loves BOTH Sex and the City movies (yes, even #2). They do classic best bud […] More
UGH getting cheated on sucks so hard. It’s happened to the best of us, no matter how hard you try and be that perfect boo-thang to an ungrateful A-HOLE (shut up, I’m not bitter). If you are still coping after being brutally cheated on, the only solution is to find stories that are either relatable […] More
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the era of booty calls, it was the era of ghosting. Being modern peeps, we are well versed in the art of modern dating (even though it sucks). We know how to swipe right on dem hotties, and swipe left on […] More
Drinking can be wonderful. You drink to celebrate or mourn or forget some shit you just really want to unsee (YOU HEAR THAT MEMORY OF PARENTS HAVING SEX!? PLEASE LEAVE MY BRAIN). Drinking is a normal thing to do – even those underage lads are doing it. A glass of wine at night or going […] More
It’s totally normal to embarrass yourself on a date. You drink a little too much wine, you get nervous and say the wrong thing – shit happens. However, it is a rare occurrence to humiliate the hell out of yourself and yet still get laid or get a second date out of the whole ordeal. It’s […] More
Do you ever find that when you drink, you turn into the life of the party? Suddenly the people that pity laugh at your AWESOME dad jokes think you are damn hilarious. Sometimes alcohol brings out the worst in us. It makes us vomit on our computers and punch holes in windows. Other times, it […] More
For some, cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. They take it super seriously, and if their partner cheats, they are like PEACE OUT DOUCHE! But for others, cheating is just NBD. They either cheat on their SO (one time or all the time) or they help some random cheat on […] More
Dating is hard. Sometimes you’re on a not-so-magical quest to find that special someone. Other times you just want to get laid. Some people have learned to master the art of “convincing someone to fuck/blow me on a first date”. It truly is a skill, considering many people abide by that good ole’ third date […] More
Singledom is both a blessing and a curse. There are things you miss about being in a relationship (like sex whenever da F you want), but there are also things you wouldn’t want to give up for the world (laying in a pile of burger wrappers). Single people live very different lives. There are the ones […] More
1. Edible Cups Want to help the environment? Eat your biodegradable/edible cup! That isn’t weird at all! (Buy them here) More
1. When Your Ex is a POS If his car title is in your name, then sell that shit. Even if bashing his car with a bat sounds a little more fun. More
1. 2017 will henceforth be known as the Year of the Browstache. 2. https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/732325235224117248 And is there a heart under those (Boo)Bees? #dadjoke More
