Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
They say love is blind — but for these shallow peeps, it really isn’t. Some dudes just can’t date a girl with the same name as their mother. Or GAWD forbid a girl with a weak chin starts chattin’ them up. I mean, they just need a partner in life that can fold a towel, nah mean? […] More
It takes a lot of sloppy and messy and awkward and sticky maneuvering in figuring out what a new sex partner likes during sex. Like, when’s the right time to mention your affinity for spanking and butt play? The answer is — beforehand! You can’t just wiggle a finger in your boo’s bum hole without asking. […] More
Kids sure do the darndest things, don’t they? We’ve all been there — we’re 5 years old, the world is our oyster, and we can’t help but run downstairs to show our parents out first-ever erection. It swings about as our parents look at us, horrified, wondering where they went wrong. Okay, so maybe not all of […] More
Going to the doctor can be one of the most embarrassing, scary, hilarious, and awkward experiences ever — especially when the nurse or doctor asks you those dreaded “sexual history” questions. You might as well be standing in front of a college lecture completely butt naked talking about how you lost your virginity in the back seat […] More
Ugh — people are the absolute worst. We’re loud, impatient, oblivious, and just gahddamn annoying sometimes. While some are more bearable than others, there are always those select few who just don’t know what the f*ck is going on around them. Like, maybe don’t crunch your popcorn in the theater when it’s dead silent and the protagonist […] More
With the internet came a wealth of knowledge, a web of endless communication, and an infinite amount of naked people that get paid to rub their genitals on each other. Yep, I’m talking about the wonder of internet porn. Sure, porn makes it easy to bust a nut, but if you’re not careful — you might […] More
Hey — we’ve all been there. You’re coming home early from work or class or the strip club and you open the front door only to find your roommate or spouse or naked grandma doing something crazy AF. Maybe you catch your 30 year old roomie jackin’ it to Asian fetish porn like a 13 year old […] More
Secrets weigh heavily on the soul, so it’s usually best to just set that sh*t free. Even if you think it might ruin your life and relationships, keeping a terrible secret tucked deep inside will only eat away at your spirit until it’s broken forever. Just maybe don’t leak where the body’s buried if you don’t want to spend the […] More
There’s nothing quite like a raunchy, ridiculous, and eye-opening game of “Would You Rather” to make you question your entire human existence in the universe. Would I rather have nipples the size of d*cks or a d*ck the size of nipples?! I DON’T KNOW, INTERNET — you’re making me feel weird! (But like, definitely nipples the […] More
Have you ever seen a person jump off of a building to their untimely demise? Or maybe you witnessed a man getting crushed under a moving vehicle. Perhaps you saw a neo-Nazi jacking off while wearing all leather in the streets of San Francisco. I guess white-supremacist “daddies” are a thing. Ugh. You hear about […] More
Best friends are great for hanging out, shootin’ the sh*t, talking smack about other people, and basically just relishing in each other’s awesomeness. But what happens when your BFF steals from you, joins a cult, takes your boyfriend, or ruins your life? You leave that b*tch behind — that’s what! The loss of a best friend to […] More
Tinder is a weird game. Maybe you end up meeting the love of your life and the two of you get married and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn sh*tting roses out of its ass. But let’s be real — those stories are few and far between. Usually, you message someone on Tinder, they […] More
