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Do your grandparents or parents ever tell you stories from back in the day? If they do, they’re usually along the lines of “this is how I met your grandpa” or “this is how I proposed to your mom.” You don’t really expect to hear stories about their exes, let alone people they’ve banged. But […] More
For the most part, sex is awesome. It’s either incredible or just okay, but rarely is it ever god awful and the worst thing you’ve ever experienced. Well, there is going to be that one time (or more) in your life when the sex was so horrible, that thinking about it makes you cringe and […] More
Maybe all it takes to get your nether region’s juices going is that one line, that one text, that one word to send you over the moon and give you the major (lady) boner you’ve always dreamed of. Maybe that means telling your SO how much you want them inside of you RIGHT NOW. Or maybe all […] More
There comes a certain point in any relationship when farts start flying out of your bum hole freely, your blackheads are fair game for picking, and it’s weird if you’re NOT together while one of you is taking a pee. Couples do some nasty sh*t, but when you love your significant other unequivocally, their gross […] More
Infatuation, love, lust — they blind us to a lot of things when in a relationship. Sometimes it takes weeks, months, years, and even decades to realize that the person we’ve been f*cking, sharing a life and playing house with is, in fact, not the right one for us. Other times, the red flags are huge gaping […] More
Maybe you were unusually bored that day, and teenage-you thought that your relationship had been going on for “too long” even though she was smart and hot and funny and WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRO?! Sometimes, pettiness takes on a life of its own and breaks a relationship when there is nothing really bad going on. […] More
Clinginess, always checking their phone, constantly talking — oh, HELL NAH. It’s hard to say what exactly brings two people together — common interests, pheromones, genital compatibility — but one can be absolutely 100% sure that things won’t work out if bae uses the wrong “you’re” in a text message. That’s just the world we live in. […] More
What’s your move when you see a hot guy across the room? Do you flash him a sly smile and hope that he comes up to you first? Or do you take life (and the hot guy) by the balls and ask if he wants to bang point blank? Odds are, you’ll get a resounding […] More
We all have that one friend who claims to have slept with that famous singer back in the summer of 2013. And whether or not we fully believe them (but like, did she really suck the Bieb’s d*ck??), it still makes for one hell of a story. Bagging and banging a famous rock star or Hollywood […] More
Do you talk during sex? Well, you should ’cause it makes it hella hot. But if you talk during sex, you know there’s some risk involved. What if you can’t think of anything sexy? What if you say something stupid? Well, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. We’ve all been there – you […] More
When two people decide to get naked and rub their junk together, there can be quite a bit of worry and insecurity. The prospect of boinking someone new will make you freak out about all of the things that could potentially go wrong. Will I be able to get a boner? Will I queef and die of embarrassment? Will […] More
We’ve all been there – you get a hickey and you need to hide that sucker ASAP. But that scenario likely happened way back in middle school or high school when you were starting to sexually blossom and had to hide all traces from your rents. And then there are adults hiding hickies. When this happens, it’s […] More
