When you think prostitute, you’re probably solely thinking of them as a sex worker. Someone that gets paid to bang, and do nothing else. They’re in, they’re out, bada bing, bada boom. But then you remember Pretty Woman, and you’re like, he paid her more for the company than the actual banging, right? Do people […] More
As lowly peasants (read: not celebrities), we tend to put famous people up on shiny little pedestals. We think they can do no wrong and that they will always be kind and generous and lovely in person. I mean, how could anyone play the charming yet dorky lead in my favorite rom-com AND be a […] More
You’d think humanity would have evolved by now to be less stupid, oblivious, and idiotic — especially parents — but NOPE! It seems that in a world of iPhones and reality TV, oversharing and indulging, manipulation and power struggles — parents are now crazier than ever. Maybe you have a drug addict for a mother who used […] More
Hotel workers always seem to get the sh*tty end of the stick. Entitled guests, used condoms strewn across what seems like every hotel room ever, and minibar fiascos galore — the list of perpetual complaining guests and annoyances goes on. I don’t know what it is about hotels that make people think they can do whatever the […] More
Have you ever gotten away with something so big and so crazy that you were left wondering — HOW THE F*CK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? There’s a certain thrill that goes along with deception, and sometimes, that deception remains your dirty little secret until the end of time because your lying, cheating a** never got caught. […] More
Have you ever asked a seemingly ridiculous question, only to find that the answer is, indeed, YES? It may not always be what you wanted or expected to hear, but now you’re stuck with it, good or bad. Maybe your Dad came home and you jokingly asked him if he’d been sacked and he actually […] More
Did you know that there are more trees on earth than there are stars in the Milky Way? More
We’ve all gotten drunk before and said something we later regretted. You either confront someone about something you’ve be holding back, say something that you know is offensive, or confess a story that you would never soberly confess. But if you’ve been on the receiving end of a drunk confession, you know how utterly shocking […] More
Sometimes, when you’re just minding your own business, trying to live your gahd-damn life in peace, little things happen that send you into an uncontrollable rage. Like, when bae insists on ordering the salad and then eats all of your fries. Not today, biatch. Oh, did you bite your cheek while innocently eating a falafel during […] More
You can’t change who your family is, but you can sure as hell choose to keep them out of your life if they prove to be crazy AF. Maybe you found out that your creepy uncle has been hoarding pictures of random women’s butts that he’s taken without their knowledge. Or maybe your mom accidentally lets slip […] More
When people think of porn, they usually imagine a busty, barely “18” blonde getting pounded by a hairy dude with a mustache. And while the mustache has mostly fallen out of style, porn is definitely here to stay. One might assume that porn is a wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am type of ordeal where they get in and out (literally), […] More
Secrets weigh heavily on the soul, so it’s usually best to just set that sh*t free. Even if you think it might ruin your life and relationships, keeping a terrible secret tucked deep inside will only eat away at your spirit until it’s broken forever. Just maybe don’t leak where the body’s buried if you don’t want to spend the […] More
