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These Gross People Actually Have an Armpit Fetish

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When I think of armpits, I think of stinky, sweaty, hairy inconvenient crevices that ruin my favorite t shirts with sweat stains. Clearly, I'm not a big fan.

Surely some people out there agree with me, and either find them annoying or just have no strong opinions about them. They're just nbd to some peeps, and they just dgaf.

But there are people out there that are actually quite fond of armpits. Not only that.. there are people that actually LOVE THEM. They find them sexy AF, and even consider them the sexiest part of the body.

From loving the smell to the texture to just every dang thing about them, some people love them so much, they even want to f*ck them. Yeah you read that right… THEY. WANT. TO. F*CK. ARMPITS.

Want to understand more about this sexual phenomenon? Well, keep on reading. And if you want to see what's in an armpit enthusiasts spank-bank, check out the Reddit thread Celebrity Armpits. You're welcome.

These people are super into armpits:

1.

He liked to bagpipe my armpit. At first I thought it was weird, but he was super into it and came quickly.

2.

Love the musty sweaty smell from the pits after a work out. Can't resist and I keep sniffing my bf's unwashed shirt when he's not around.

3.

A few weeks back I was going without deodorant to avoid his complaints that my pits smell like deodorant. But eventually it started smelling more than just a daily shower could handle so I had to start using deodorant again. But occasionally on weekends or whenever I know I'll see him I forego the deodorant. Also, he loves a good sniff during sex. I think its pretty cool, I can literally make his dick hard just by my smell.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.