Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Secrets can ruin people’s lives. One way or another, the truth always seems to seep out even if you thought you were an impermeable, air tight lock box of emotions. But alas, people are imperfect beings — and secrets tend to eat away at the beholder until they can’t take it anymore. So instead of coming […] More
Oh the wonder of the internet and special iPhone apps. What would the world do without you there to fill our time with meaningless (and hilarious) pictures of celebrities and their fake, opposite sex counterparts? But like, who knew Ed Sheeran made such a homely and sweet looking middle aged housewife?! I can see it now […] More
Dating someone is a wonderful thing. Your significant other is a person to divulge your dreams and hopes to. They pick you up when you’re feeling down. And the freaky sexy sex doesn’t hurt either. Bae is your number one and you wouldn’t have it any other way. That is — until they’re being annoying AF. To […] More
Come spring time, all of our favorite celebrities flock to Indio, CA for two weekends of sun, music, and fashion galore. You know the one — Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (i.e. an affluent bohemian desert angel goddess’ favorite time of year). But like, how many crochet tops is too many crochet tops? Haters […] More
Betrayal is one of the worst violations of trust and humanity that can happen in life. It haunts you for days, months, and even decades. When someone you love turns on you — you feel empty and wonder how anyone could do such a terrible thing. How could they leave you in such hopeless wreckage? Perhaps […] More
Sometimes, when you’re feeling blue — you just want to curl up in bed, put on your favorite Netflix shows, and binge eat an entire sleeve of Thin Mints in four minutes flat. It’s just what you do. But there are some people who, in order to get to their happy place, do some pretty weird and […] More
It takes a certain kind of person to want to examine dead bodies all day — especially when the causes of death are disturbing AF. Death by decapitation from a wood chipper, anyone? Medical practitioners, examiners, morgue workers, and the like have to be prepared for anything. You never think you’ll have to piece three bodies […] More
When you’re young, you think you can do no wrong. You live life frivolously, fast, and like nothing will ever catch up to you (okay, Vin Diesel). But it turns out, you probably will make countless mistakes that might cost you time, happiness, and your health in the future. Maybe you come to find out […] More
Losing weight can be one hell of a b*tch. That, compounded with America’s obsession with fast food, high calorie sweets, and lack of physical activity, means that there are more and more people walking around with a little (or a lot of) extra weight. Another truth of America? People can be absolute d*cks when it […] More
Having a kid at any age is tough, but for these teenage fathers, their whole lives got turned upside down. Raising a child when you’re young and naive is a daunting reality, and it makes having any semblance of an ordinary high school experience close to impossible. We always hear about the plight of teenage moms — […] More
Remember when your mother told you to come inside from the freezing weather when you were younger for fear of catching a cold? Welp — turns out that being in the cold does not in fact give you a cold! Huh, who would’ve thunk. People like to believe some crazy f*cking things, and for many, it’s just […] More
Finding out that you don’t have a full life ahead of you is a devastating shot to the gut. All of your future plans seem to drift further and further away into a realm of unattainable dreams as your mind, body, and soul starts deteriorating. What do you do with your time? How do you cope? […] More
