13. …So he hates all women?
https://twitter.com/themodernwhore/status/744523558995386368
14. Hypnosis or no, there are some things you can’t unsee.
He got hypnotized at a comedy show, gave birth to a rubber chicken, breastfed it, and wondered why I drank all the beer. #worstfirstdate
— Bandana B (@BandanaBurk) June 17, 2016
15. To be fair, most of us are ballin’ on a budget. And not by choice.
Waiter asked if bill was together/seperate. My date asked to c the bill, looked it over & said "seperate". The bill was $27 #worstfirstdate
— Boba-Sensei ? (@shantons16) June 17, 2016
