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19 Confessions From Guys Who Got Hard At The Wrong Time

5.

Oh God, every day in 8th grade on the morning bus ride. Then I’d sit in my seat and awkwardly motion for the kids behind me to get off first, as if I was being all polite, but I was just buying time until my goddamn bus ride boner would go away.

6.

A kid in my PE got a boner while running around the gym and he started punching it and screaming “GO DOWN! GO DOWN!” Even after all that he still didn’t get rid of it. He went through the rest of the warm ups with it. The kid was always a little off.

7.

Woke up with morning glory. Sister and Mum decide that as soon as I wake up is a great time to get me to try on clothes. I tried to insist they give me some time before I got up… nope.

8.

I work at a Chinese restaurant, Leena was bending over to pick up paper and boom like 10 seconds later walking to the bathroom with a massive boner and these old people looked over and definitely could tell I had one my face was red as fuck in the bathroom.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.