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The 19 Dumbest Things People Have Done While High

11.

I was in a graveyard and I saw a tombstone with my last name on it and I thought it was mine. Like I had reserved a spot in the graveyard for one day.

12.

Wasn’t stoned but 2 friends and I were off our faces the first time trying MDMA. We lived right next to a country park and it was getting a little dark. We walked around exclaiming how much we loved each other until we all stopped dead in our tracks and examined this massive frog that was in the path. We were all sweating our absolute backs off and I specifically remember one of my friends removing his glasses and wiping them on his tee whilst saying “HEY THERE LITTLE FELLA, WHATCHA DOIN?” then nudged it with his foot. It was a fucking rock. It didn’t even look like a frog but for some reason all 3 of us thought it was. Didn’t even comprehend how funny it was at the time because we were pretty sure we’d witnessed magic.

13.

Tried to lean on a cardboard display in a fast food restaurant. It leaned all the way to the floor.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.