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21 Awkward People Accidentally Touched Someone of the Opposite Sex

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Walking through a haunted house on a field trip in high school and one of my cute classmates (who I barely knew) freaked out and jumped in to my arms. I was startled but caught her and also caught a handful of boob. Now I was the freaked one but she was so scared I tried to let her go but she hung on to me like a sloth the rest of the way through. I put her down at the end, gave her a nod and stumbled away. I think we talked like twice the rest of our high school careers

10.

We were going down a large waterslide into the pool. I went first and she came too quickly, landing with her legs wrapped around my neck, forcing my head to go underwater.

11.

Eating lunch with coworkers at Twin Peaks. Cute waitress gets high-fives from all of us for some reason. Just as I go in for mine, someone calls her name, and she turns her head/shoulders and lowers her hand. There was no time to stop, I was already in motion. I high-fived her right in the boob. In front of my boss and coworkers. The look she gave me, she knew it was an accident, but that still didn’t make it any less awkward for her and I the rest of the meal.

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I was on a street car and was kinda spaced out listening to music and a woman came plopped down in the seat next me. To my horror, my hand was resting in that seat unknowingly and she jumped up and gave me a death stare and move to another open seat away from me. A few other people were giving me dirty looks. I just got off at the next stop to end my public embarrassment.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.