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These 21 People Reveal Their Super Abnormal Quirks

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I can’t have people walk on my left side. I do not have obsessive compulsive disorder or any profound issues with anxiety. I just… can’t handle people walking on my left. I have to maneuver around them. Makes for an awkward explanation if it’s a coworker or someone I don’t know very well. My friends are all used to it.

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Every time I rearrange any room in my house, I do so while watching Groundhog Day. I’ve only recently realized how strange it is to watch this movie in a ritualistic fashion, but I keep doing it.

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I view one of my friends as a father and I honestly don’t know why. He knows this, and he simply finds it amusing. He’s only three years older than me.

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I have to spit in the toilet before my dick will piss in it. Sometimes my dick forgets, and I’ll get an uncomfortable feeling until I spit in it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.