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These 21 People Reveal Their Super Abnormal Quirks

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I always enter “in” doors and exit “out” doors, even if my friends are doing them in reverse or it’s a little out of the way. I have a whole “fall of civilization” spiel about using the correct doors and the breakdown of the system if people stop doing these small things.

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Whenever I’m in the passenger seat, I blink rapidly as fence posts or light poles pass by.

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When I see a character in a movie underwater in a dangerous situation, I hold my breath to see if it’s physically possible to hold your breath that long. It almost never works … stupid Hollywood.

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I HAVE to make a noise back at my cats whenever they make a noise. Which results in semi-dormant grunts at 4am, or literally 30 minutes of back and forth meowing, or me making a tiny chirping sound in the middle of a sentence when people are over. Good thing my cats aren’t extremely talkative lol.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.