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These 21 People Reveal Their Super Abnormal Quirks

17.

Sometimes when listening to music I tap my fingers to the pitch. Like I assign one side of my hand as high pitch and one as low pitch and play each finger. Kinda like playing piano keys, except I’m not a pianist and the keys don’t stay the same pitch. I do that with my toes too, except I can’t like tap each toe individually. So I kinda have this system, where like curling my toes in = lowest, then sticking my big toes out to the sides, then sticking my pinky toes out, then stretching all of them up = highest. This is the first time that I’ve actually consciously thought that out.

18.

I need to watch something while I eat. I’ll push dinner off just to find something that I want to watch. It’s once taken me an hour to choose something to watch for dinner. And on occasion, I’ll start watching something and eating my dinner, only to realize 5 minutes in that I don’t actually feel like watching that movie, stop dinner, look for something else to watch, and get frustrated that my dinner’s getting cold.

19.

When I’m done eating popcorn, I suck the salt off the unpopped kernels. I then peel the outer skin off them, and then spit it all out into a cup, which is then thrown away.

20.

I have to sit Indian style when I go number 2.

21.

I like balancing a towel on my erected penis.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.