23 Couples Tried Porno Sex Moves and It Didn’t End Well

by Alex Cogen

9.

I thought I’d try DP, but then the one guy started sucking the other guy’s dick so it never happened. I won’t be exploring that any further.

10.

My husband tried this move where he slapped my clit with his dick…it kinda felt good but it was so ridiculous that I couldn’t stop laughing and I kinda ruined it.

11.

Picked GF up, put her on the dining room table to fuck. Ended up breaking table, blamed it on the dog. Fun times.

12.

I tried to pull off a standing 69, I dropped my poor girlfriend on her head.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.