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These 25 People Got Hit On At The Worst Moments

5.

The hot tub at my apartment complex. It was in the middle of the day here in sunny San Diego and I was in the hot tub, along with some guy twice my age. He then proceeds to tell me that he’s looking for a girlfriend. A little boy who was playing a few feet a way suddenly pipes in with “But daddy, you’re married to mommy.” Seriously. Douche just muttered something about being in the middle of a divorce, while I had to figure out how quickly I could get the fuck out of this hot tub.

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Once got rear ended by someone in a parking lot. There was no damage to either car but he insited on exchanging info. An old lady saw, told me he was taking advantage of me, and gave me her number in case. The guy texted me later saying he thought I was cute. I actually think that POS hit me on purpose.

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In my situation, I had broken up with the guy ~5 years before the funeral. My SO of 4 years was unable to make the funeral with me, so I went by myself. I just knew that was a bad idea, because it would cause my ex to think, “her SO must not care; she must be feeling lonely/sad/vulnerable; they must have a shit relationship; now’s my time to strike and win her back by ‘being there for her’.” He Facebook messaged me about an hour after the funeral.

8.

Had a fight with my then-boyfriend and i was sitting there crying. Dude came over to console me, which was sweet, but then he asked me out.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.