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These 25 People Got Hit On At The Worst Moments

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My father managed a casino, I managed a hotel that worked with the casino (free rooms for high rollers for instance) I had to go bring him the AP file, an as I was walking up to say hi to my dad, there was this younger guy standing next to him who said something to the effect of “Hey introduce me to the hot broad with the tits” I was four feet away…my dad just gritted his teeth, gave him a horrific smile, and said “That is my fucking daughter” Dude made a speedy exit.

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Crowded Greyhound bus where I had the window seat and the guy was sitting on the aisle one. I was boxed in by him and couldn’t go anywhere for the next 3 hours, which made it vaguely threatening in addition to entirely unwanted.

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The 5 train on the New York City subway. I was standing at the very front of the platform and noticed the motorman leering at me when I got into the station. When I sat down in the front car, he came out of his section of the car and told me that he wouldn’t move the train until I gave him my number. The silence and death glares from me + the other subway riders eventually persuaded him to return to his job. I got off at the next stop and took the local train to Manhattan instead. If you’ve ever wondered why your train seems to be delayed for no apparent reason, a creepy MTA employee may be to blame.

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While working as a waitress a guy asked if I was DTF, he was my fathers age and his wife had just gone to the bathroom.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.