Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
By now you are well aware of the existence of the iPhone X. Whether you caved in and bought it or you have just seen it all over the web, you know that it’s causing some major sh*t. There are SO MANY THINGS wrong with this damn phone. Or, at least, things I personally think […] More
When it comes to learning about our bodies, we all have a lot of questions from the get go. Why am I bleeding? Why does my wiener go from soft to hard to soft again? But, for a lot of people, those questions are answered by our parents, older siblings, or a proper sex education. […] More
Getting arrested is definitely not an achievement. No one should be proud to go to jail, and a mugshot isn’t some badge of honor. That sh*t will be on your record, and then you have to pay mad dough to get outta that crap. And if we’re talking mugshots, we can usually agree that they’re […] More
Stopping in the middle of great sex is the absolute worst thing. You’re doing your thang, feeling all the great feels, and suddenly BAM. Sh*t goes down, and you have to stop in the middle of everything. It’s a major bummer. But sometimes the reasons you or your partner need to stop is totally justifiable. […] More
Sure, sometimes us ladies make the first move and ask people out. But other times, we just want someone else to do it. It’s just flattering to have someone make the first move. Sorry if that sounds traditional, but IDGAF imma do me. And so in those moments where we want someone to do the […] More
If you have an iPhone and got the recent iOS update, then you’ve probably noticed the annoying AF thing that happens when you type the letter “I”. For some reason, when you type I by itself, you get this: A [?]. Let’s just say, people aren’t too thrilled about it. It’s seriously annoying and basically everyone […] More
When you think Britney Spears, you think iconic pop star. Likely the image above comes to mind, as well as multiple other looks she’s rocked during the span of her long and memorable career. And sure, she’s had some acting gigs here and there, and was a judge on some singing shows, but basically her […] More
When you read the paper, you expect the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You know what else you expect besides topic accuracy? Spelling and grammar accuracy. I mean, these are supposed to be trusted publications, what does it say if they write things poorly and don’t check it well enough to send it […] More
Now, the internet can be a horrible place. It’s filled with things that no one should ever have to look at, and once things are there, they’re pretty much there forever. There’s no taking sh*t back. Although that sucks when it comes to you and your nudes, it’s pretty darn wonderful when it comes to […] More
Dogs are the greatest gift to the world. They are cute, cuddly, our best friends, and our fiercest protectors. It’s no surprise that they’re man’s best friend. Not only are dogs unbelievably adorable, but they can be so darn goofy. It’s probably my favorite thing about them. So who wouldn’t want to make their dog […] More
Ahhh, the internet. The source of the best and worst things in the world. So internet, what do you have for us today? Something good? Bad? All of the above? Today the internet has graced me with a true gift. I found some of the dumbest questions that have been asked on sites such as […] More
For those that aren’t experienced in the art of going downtown, you best keep reading this post. Seriously, book mark it or something, because you have some learning to do. We’ve all had a first time, and not everyone is an expert the first couple times. But in the world of sex, if you pay […] More
