Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We’ve all faked an orgasm before. We’re either exhausted, realize we aren’t going to cum, or the sex is so unbearably terrible that we just want it to be over. But depending on who the sex is with, or just your personality, we all treat faking it differently. We either feel a tad guilty for lying […] More
Some people just don’t know how to treat a woman’s lady parts. They think it is some scary puzzle with a lot of complicated parts that they just cannot seem to fathom. Well, it’s really not all that complicated. You see, there is one key on the lady box that will unlock the oohhhhest of […] More
We’ve all found things in places they don’t belong. Your keys are in your tool box, or your phone is in your washing machine. Yeah, it sucks, but it happens, and it’s not THAT weird. Well, have you ever found something in your body that just should not be there? I’m not talking condoms in […] More
Everyone has that one celebrity they’d bang if they were given the chance. Hey, some of you may even have celebrity bang lists with your significant other. But it’s rare for someone to actually meet a celebrity and then get them in the sack. But there are actually people out there that are getting it […] More
Being asked to be a wingman is a true honor. Your friend respects you enough to entrust you with helping them get laid. Really, it’s the single-persons equivalent of being asked to be a best man or maid of honor. So if you’re asked to be a wingman (or wingwoman), take that job seriously. Try […] More
Guys know that nothing hurts more than a swift kick or punch in the nuts. It’s a great move when it comes to self-defense, but a cruel move if it’s being done as a joke. YOU HEAR THAT GREEN MAN? But there are worse things men should fear when it comes to their precious jewels. […] More
We’ve all gotten drunk before and said something we later regretted. You either confront someone about something you’ve be holding back, say something that you know is offensive, or confess a story that you would never soberly confess. But if you’ve been on the receiving end of a drunk confession, you know how utterly shocking […] More
When you gotta go, you gotta go. But when in a pinch, where is the best place to pee? Obviously, toilets exist for a reason, and mother nature has taken on her fair share of urine. Public places are barred for a reason, but if you’re desperate, an alley works. But some people have another […] More
Sex for the first time usually goes as follows: you’re sneaking around your parents, in a bed, it ends almost instantly, and it’s awkward as hell. Usually when people tell the story of their first time, it’s hilarious in that it is incredibly cringe-worthy. You laugh at their misfortune, and then compare awkward first time […] More
Have you ever heard something so shocking and so outrageous that you automatically assume it was a joke? Your reaction is to laugh, because you’re like LOL yeah right. Well, sometimes the crazy shit people say turns out to be true and you’re just like WTF. It’s either unbelievable because it’s just so ridiculous or […] More
Do you talk during sex? Well, you should ’cause it makes it hella hot. But if you talk during sex, you know there’s some risk involved. What if you can’t think of anything sexy? What if you say something stupid? Well, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. We’ve all been there – you […] More
Balls are so sacred. Those sensitive little sacks hold all the goods. So if you’re neglecting those guys when you are doing it, then you’re just not doing it right. Like, seriously, if you’re one of those people that focus all your attention on the part of the male extremity that actually penetrates, then you’re […] More
