Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Normal people’s family reunions are crazy and weird as it is, but throw in a famous celebrity relative to the mix, and you’ve got a recipe for awkward autographs and cringeworthy uncles trying to get Matthew McConaughey to say “alright, alright, alright.” I mean, I would too, so there’s no fault there. Many celebrities are “JUST […] More
Porn has jumped (and f*cked) leaps and bounds over the last decade or so. I mean, who knew way back when in the early 2000s that porn would take over the World Wide Web with an unwavering fervor or boobs, butts, v’s and d’s, and everything in between. It’s actually HARD to shock us now […] More
Some men know right then and there whether they want to spend the rest of their life with a woman. They know that they want to make a life with them, start a family, and stare into their eyes with annoying heart eye emojis for the rest of time. Other men, know down to the […] More
It’s a sad, materialistic, shallow fact of life that hot and beautiful people get a leg up on the rest of the uglies of the world. Is it fair? Hell naw. Does it systematically and financially and sexually work in the favor of those tall, thin, modelesque hotties that we went to high school and […] More
Kids these days will never know the struggle of walking into a Blockbuster, going to look for that popular movie you wanted to rent, and have it be out of stock. So you’re stuck watching the same sh*tty Adam Sandler movie for the 67th time when all you really wanted to watch was Flubber. I […] More
You know what I hear when dudes complain about the things girls do on a daily basis? I listen intently and try to change myself in order to fit into their heteronormative ideals of how a true woman should really act. HA JKJK. I lap that sh*t up, chew it up, spit it back out […] More
Sure, celebrities have it tough sometimes. They get manhandled by the paparazzi, they have demanding schedules, they get bombarded by annoying fans on the reg, and they have millions and millions of dollars and talent and get to travel the world going to festivals and events all the dang time. Okay, so celebrities don’t have […] More
Are you sick of reading about trite and boring cooking life hacks for the umpteenth time? Like, we get it — season your food a little before, during, AND after the cooking process. Do you roll your eyes whenever you see a Pinterest inspired article about squatting and kicking your way to the perfect booty? I […] More
There’s no place like home, right? Well — for some people, their small towns don’t bring back memories of laughter and running through sprinklers and happiness. Instead, their hometowns are marked by tragedy and disgrace and murder. They’ve left their towns for bigger cities, to get away from the news stories and criminal trials, but they […] More
All my single ladies! All my single ladies! All my single bros! All my single bros! Does your hand have carpel tunnel from the endless and constant swiping on Tinder only to leave you apathetic and annoyed? Are you tired of skeezy dudes sliding into your DMs with an eggplant emoji and no actual conversation […] More
Being the good friend that you are, you let your close homie stay at your place for a weekend. You think, “What could possibly go wrong?” You’ve known this dude for close to five years and play basketball with him every other weekend. What you don’t know is that bro never flushes after taking a […] More
Dudes — we get it. Sometimes you just can’t control when you pop a raging, out of control boner. I mean, I attended middle school. I know the woes of a 12 year old boy walking between classes, sitting at a desk and having to get up, eating lunch. Actually — middle school boys basically have a […] More
