Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
You know we live in trying times when Ivanka Trump can write a self-help book about her wistful childhood and not be kidding. What a sad and tough life it must have been growing up in an affluent Connecticut neighborhood, with no foot traffic, so you and your brothers had to get your security guards and […] More
Sticking weird things into your different bodily orifices seems to be a lot more common that one would think. And I’m not just talking about that sparkly 8 inch dildo you so delicately maneuver into your bum hole every night. Though, people do love to stick things up their butts. Perhaps you were a curious, […] More
War can break people. It disrupts families and environments and one’s mental health no matter what side a person falls on. For soldiers, witnessing all of the devastating rubble and death is just another day while deployed, but when they return home, the nightmare of war lingers on. For some soldiers, it’s the loss of […] More
Secrets can ruin people’s lives. One way or another, the truth always seems to seep out even if you thought you were an impermeable, air tight lock box of emotions. But alas, people are imperfect beings — and secrets tend to eat away at the beholder until they can’t take it anymore. So instead of coming […] More
Oh the wonder of the internet and special iPhone apps. What would the world do without you there to fill our time with meaningless (and hilarious) pictures of celebrities and their fake, opposite sex counterparts? But like, who knew Ed Sheeran made such a homely and sweet looking middle aged housewife?! I can see it now […] More
Dating someone is a wonderful thing. Your significant other is a person to divulge your dreams and hopes to. They pick you up when you’re feeling down. And the freaky sexy sex doesn’t hurt either. Bae is your number one and you wouldn’t have it any other way. That is — until they’re being annoying AF. To […] More
Come spring time, all of our favorite celebrities flock to Indio, CA for two weekends of sun, music, and fashion galore. You know the one — Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (i.e. an affluent bohemian desert angel goddess’ favorite time of year). But like, how many crochet tops is too many crochet tops? Haters […] More
Betrayal is one of the worst violations of trust and humanity that can happen in life. It haunts you for days, months, and even decades. When someone you love turns on you — you feel empty and wonder how anyone could do such a terrible thing. How could they leave you in such hopeless wreckage? Perhaps […] More
Sometimes, when you’re feeling blue — you just want to curl up in bed, put on your favorite Netflix shows, and binge eat an entire sleeve of Thin Mints in four minutes flat. It’s just what you do. But there are some people who, in order to get to their happy place, do some pretty weird and […] More
It takes a certain kind of person to want to examine dead bodies all day — especially when the causes of death are disturbing AF. Death by decapitation from a wood chipper, anyone? Medical practitioners, examiners, morgue workers, and the like have to be prepared for anything. You never think you’ll have to piece three bodies […] More
When you’re young, you think you can do no wrong. You live life frivolously, fast, and like nothing will ever catch up to you (okay, Vin Diesel). But it turns out, you probably will make countless mistakes that might cost you time, happiness, and your health in the future. Maybe you come to find out […] More
Losing weight can be one hell of a b*tch. That, compounded with America’s obsession with fast food, high calorie sweets, and lack of physical activity, means that there are more and more people walking around with a little (or a lot of) extra weight. Another truth of America? People can be absolute d*cks when it […] More
