1. 2017 will henceforth be known as the Year of the Browstache. 2. https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/732325235224117248 And is there a heart under those (Boo)Bees? #dadjoke More
1. “I’m fine.” I am NOT fine. And you’re a complete fucking idiot if you can’t pick up on that. More
1. Planking Plank with your face in a toilet? Check. Contract E. coli and forgo all self-respect? Check. More
1. Tfw you and your friends are googling “how to sell my organs on the black market” to pay off student loans. Hold my scalpel, bro! 2. When the financial aid office calls and tells you that you need to authorize your mom to pay your student loans. Dreams really do come true. More
1. Even during the zombie apocalypse, bitches better remember Commandment 11, “Thou Shall Not Fuckest with a Woman’s Chocolates.” More
Your 20s are an insanely formative time in your life. For the first time, you’re out of your parents’ house, gainfully employed, and paying your own bills (at least probably). You’re also pretty damn likely to be in crippling debt – thanks, student loans – and finding your footing with new friends and budding relationships. Growing […] More
Without dads, none of us would be here. Literally, none of us – because, you know, somebody had to take your mom to pound town to make you, even if you loathe hearing (or even just thinking) about it. …Sorry for that visual. But you’re not the only thing that owes your existence to yo’ mamma’s […] More
99% of the time, ride sharing apps like Uber are life savers – say, when they’re getting your drunk ass home, taking you to get food when you’re so hangry you might die, or saving you from paying $50 for parking at a concert. The other 1% of the time, well, you end up with […] More
There’s no denying it – sometimes, being a lady can suck. Sure, your period may only last a few days, but PMS can stretch on for weeks, leaving you a horny emotional mess. (We have Mother Nature to thank for that. So yea. Thanks a ton). As with any tough, unfair and inhumane thing in life, the only […] More
At first it seems bizarre that countries like Germany, Sweden, and New Zealand have bans on certain names (and force you to get your baby’s name reviewed by the government if it’s not on a pre-approved list). But then you stop to think about it, and it makes total sense. You really shouldn’t be able […] More
There are more four-legged stars on Instagram than you can shake a stick at (or, rather, throw a stick for). But in a sea of slobbery mugs, few stand out like this dynamic duo – partly because they’re so darn cute, but also because they totally remind us of ourselves. (The versions of ourselves we’d […] More
https://www.tumblr.com/reel-big-fishing-for-attention/133584061949/hopfloof The Internet is pretty freakin’ useful — you can use it to find your next go-to boozy brunch spot, dig up dirt on a blind Tinder date, or binge-watch your favorite shows from your tween years (“As Told By Ginger” was so underrated!). The list is literally infinite. But, while we can’t imagine modern life without the web, […] More
