Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It
1. My 3-year-old called her eyebrows "eye mustaches." I was going to correct her, but instead I upgraded my vocabulary. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2016 2017 will henceforth be known as the Year of the Browstache. 2. 3-year-old: *frantically pounds on the bathroom door while I'm in there* Me: What?! 3: Do bees […] More