Pranks are awesome when you’re not the one being pranked. But pranking other people? Is there anything better? You get to brainstorm a hilarious joke and laugh your a** off at the expense of another person. But pulling pranks daily doesn’t make you funny, it kind of makes you an a** hole. So how can […] More
Sometimes, people say some pretty stupid sh*t. Actually — people say pretty stupid sh*t A LOT. Kids, adolescents, adults — ignorance knows no bounds. So when your friend’s mom says that she’s planning a trip to Europe in the future, and you casually ask her what country she’s visiting, to which she responds — “Asia”— hold […] More
Having a sibling can be one of the greatest assets and experiences in your entire life. You have an already locked in friend who will love you and look out for you and shoot NERF balls around the house with you. That’s not to say that having a brother or sister is all butterflies and rainbows and […] More
Anxiety is a ruthless b*tch. You might be having a jolly good day — hell, there might even be a pep in your step — but all it takes is that one creeping feeling brought on by any seemingly menial task and your whole world is now fraught with nervousness. Maybe it’s your day to present in […] More
Growing up is hard — especially when you have no f*cking idea what’s real or fake or true. You rely on your parents and friends and family to guide you through life’s perilous obstacle course of bullsh*t. And sometimes, we get duped. And for many, we don’t realize that we have gotten duped until many years later. Like, […] More
When you’re a kid, your mind runs wild with creativity and dreams and fear. You’re young and naive and it’s not entirely crazy to think that your parents actually catch on fire if they get fired from their job. I mean, why would they call it that?! Or that monsters were lurking outside your bedroom window […] More
There are some things in life you should just never do — never text and drive, never chew with your mouth gaping open like a gahd-damn animal, and never EVER get a significant other’s name tattooed across your chest in Old English. Why you might ask? Because smacking is gross, duh — and you know that tattoo is […] More
The art of laziness is that of pure no f*cks given. Laziness has no age limit, it spans across the animal kingdom, and it can happen to anyone at anytime. And in an ever-evolving world of technology and cell phones and gadgets and impending doom — some take laziness to the next level. Now, before […] More
Oof. Sh*tting yourself in public is probably one of the most embarrassing and ridiculous things that can happen in one’s adult life. You thought your days of soiling your pants were over, but little did you know — that 3 day flu or uncooked burger was coming for you with a vengeance. Maybe you thought it […] More
Oh, to be young and impressionable — having the need for everyone to like you and be your friend, to seem cooler than you really are. So much time and money wasted on silly haircuts and name-brand shoes and teeny-tiny Abercrombie and Fitch denim skirts. I look back now and wince at my puka shell […] More
If you’re not born into millions and are physically able to work, chances are — you have a job. And good for you! You are a productive member of society! Hoorah! Although, wouldn’t we all just like to be sipping piña coladas on the beach listening to a Drake remix by Jimmy Buffet or the like. A […] More
Coming across annoying people is bound to happen in life. Maybe it’s in passing, or maybe they’re your coworker or “good” friend that you just can’t bare to kick to the curb. They did help your drunk a** get home after pounding eleven jaeger shots, after all. The thing about annoying people is — they tend to […] More
