The Porn Industry Has Led Millennial Guys to Believe These 27 Things

by Alex Cogen

10.

Spying on naked women will not lead to sex. It leads to a court room.

11.

That a plumber/electrician/repairman can and will be at your home within an hour of you calling.

12.

For a guy with 5.5 inch c*ck, I believed for a long time that I’m too small to satisfy any woman.

13.

Anal sex is quick and easy. Nope! It is easy after a long list of preparations.

14.

Foreplay consists of a woman or women giving a three minute gag inducing bj to a man upon which time she/they will instantly be ready for sexings and enjoys being “finger banged” despite her entire genital area being as dry as a camels arse in the Sahara.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.