The Porn Industry Has Led Millennial Guys to Believe These 27 Things

24.

Shower sex is fun and sexy. Completely not a slip and slide death trap.

25.

That every woman’s vagina is perfectly neat, nipped and tucked into a cute little parcel and every guys Penis is at least 7 inches long.

26.

Girls squirt like a hose and have seizures when they cum.

27.

That assholes are always clean.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.