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The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

5.

She told me to get up because she had to babysit her granddaughter. First I thought she was joking. she was not.

6.

I went back to this girls place hammered, I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out it was. This girl interned at my local campus church, where she lived in a kind of hidden second floor apartment. Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (sunday morning) past bunch of people attending morning mass.

7.

She left her wallet open, she was not 18. I ran.

8.

I was in Brazil. Was at a club & I indulged myself a lot more than usual. My first blackout. I woke up the next morning in a strange room, strange bed, with a cute Brazilian girl beside me. She wakes up & I quickly realize she didn’t speak any English. My wallet was missing, my shirt was ripped, she wanted to go another round that morning, then I realized I was in an area of this city that isn’t exactly the safest. Had to break out her computer and use Google translate to tell her to call me a cab, and then have her loan me money to get back to my dorm. Oh, and replacing credit and debit cards overseas is a breeze, let me tell you. Moral of the story – doesn’t matter, had sex.

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.